Babe Could You Get My Charger?
Jake: “Arielle my phone’s halfway dead, babe could you please get my charger?”
Arielle: “Oh you mean that frayed piece of wire that you’re too cheap to replace? No.”
Jake: “Stop we’re not doing this right now.”
Arielle: “Yes we are dickbag, I will strangle/electrocute you with that excuse of a cable you own.”
Jake: “If I’m a dickbag I’m foreskin, mine is removed. Much like my foreskin remove yourself from this conversation.”
Arielle: “Fuck you.”
Actually my favorite couple.